I like sparkly things, spankings and sweets.

Hey, you know those embroidery floss bracelets? The ones you safety pin to your jeans and then knot rows? Favoured craft project for camps, sleepovers, long bus rides?
$60 each.
Seriously.

Hey, you know those embroidery floss bracelets? The ones you safety pin to your jeans and then knot rows? Favoured craft project for camps, sleepovers, long bus rides?

$60 each.

Seriously.

I know it’s a joke… but damnit, I want a liquid donut. Now.

I know it’s a joke… but damnit, I want a liquid donut. Now.

I have that hat…

I have that hat…

True Fact: The peacocks at the Toronto Zoo will steal your cupcake.
Always buy a decoy cupcake to throw to the peacocks.

True Fact: The peacocks at the Toronto Zoo will steal your cupcake.

Always buy a decoy cupcake to throw to the peacocks.

PREPARE TO GET FISTED!

PREPARE TO GET FISTED!

You’re not stupid…

You’re not stupid…