January 2012
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Of all the “Dear Betty” letters, Morgan Freeman’s was perhaps the most successful.
“Morgan Freeman doesn’t write letters,” he explained in a voiceover, “he does voiceovers of letters in his head.”
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Charting The Average Nap
fakescience:
Astronomers have determined exactly what colour... →
The colour of the Milky Way is “like spring snow at an hour after sunrise or before sunset”
I’m feeling all poetical now.
Motor shoes with wheels developed... →
I would wear these and wings on my arms. Pretend I’m a swooping pterodactyl. The name ‘SpnKiX’ sounds kinda… filthy. I like it.
“How many SEO experts do you need to change a lightbulb lightbulbs buy light...”
– (via clientsfromhell) I laughed out loud for too long. Probably funnier since I’ve received 4 SEO “offers”. Yeah, my big bad tumblr, with 3 followers. 