November 2011
11 posts
October 2011
8 posts
Now hiring minions.
You must be able to lift at least 50 lbs or my purse. Other duties will include keeping me supplied with Diet Coke, rubbing my feet, smiling through my tantrums and taste-testing my cakes and frosting. Minions don’t get paid - be serious, peasants, but when I take over the world, you will share in the glory and power.