I like sparkly things, spankings and sweets.

I love them. Love them.
As a person who uses a cane (and obvs can’t wear heels or most fashionable shoes), I am always on the lookout for shoes that are hilarious. These are amazing. I need them in black, with a pink shoe.

I love them. Love them.

As a person who uses a cane (and obvs can’t wear heels or most fashionable shoes), I am always on the lookout for shoes that are hilarious. These are amazing. I need them in black, with a pink shoe.

Hey, you know those embroidery floss bracelets? The ones you safety pin to your jeans and then knot rows? Favoured craft project for camps, sleepovers, long bus rides?
$60 each.
Seriously.

Hey, you know those embroidery floss bracelets? The ones you safety pin to your jeans and then knot rows? Favoured craft project for camps, sleepovers, long bus rides?

$60 each.

Seriously.

Blue Ombre Petal Cake Tutorial
I’m calling it - petal cakes are the new ruffle cakes.

Blue Ombre Petal Cake Tutorial

I’m calling it - petal cakes are the new ruffle cakes.

Cake Batter Martinis.
Danger, danger.

Cake Batter Martinis.

Danger, danger.

I know it’s a joke… but damnit, I want a liquid donut. Now.

I know it’s a joke… but damnit, I want a liquid donut. Now.

I have that hat…

I have that hat…

Marc Jacobs Transparent Pump.
The pretty, pretty princess in me loves these.
The idea of seeing squished up and sweaty feet, not so much.

Marc Jacobs Transparent Pump.

The pretty, pretty princess in me loves these.

The idea of seeing squished up and sweaty feet, not so much.

Okay… this time it’s REALLY the future.
“LG… has just announced that it has begun mass production of the world’s first flexible, plastic e-ink display.
The new plastic display has a resolution of 1024×768 and is six inches across the diagonal, which is comparable to the Kindle and Nook. …The press release says that the plastic display survives repeated 1.5-meter drop tests and break/scratch tests with a small hammer, and that it’s flexible up to 40 degrees from the mid point.”

Okay… this time it’s REALLY the future.

LG… has just announced that it has begun mass production of the world’s first flexible, plastic e-ink display.

The new plastic display has a resolution of 1024×768 and is six inches across the diagonal, which is comparable to the Kindle and Nook. …The press release says that the plastic display survives repeated 1.5-meter drop tests and break/scratch tests with a small hammer, and that it’s flexible up to 40 degrees from the mid point.”

I love this purse more every time I see it.
And every single time, I’m sad that they don’t ship to Canada.

I love this purse more every time I see it.

And every single time, I’m sad that they don’t ship to Canada.

Covered in sugar…

No time for the internet today!

Instead, I made a dozen cake rounds and a hundred cupcakes. Plus two pounds of fudge and five dozen meringues.

I’m tired… and kinda sticky.

Make Skittles Straws
They would not make it to the party. Mmm.

Make Skittles Straws

They would not make it to the party. Mmm.

Today is Macaron Day Toronto!
Free macaron at participating bakeries and 25% of purchases go towards Red Door Family Shelter.

Today is Macaron Day Toronto!

Free macaron at participating bakeries and 25% of purchases go towards Red Door Family Shelter.